Some evening classes available for both men and women.

Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of Their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.

Classes for men

1: How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide presentation.

2: The toilet paper roll: Do they grow on the holders? Roundtable discussion.

3: Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub? Group practice.

4: Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.

5: The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.

6: Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant other. Help line support and support groups.

7: Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.

8: Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape.

9: Real men ask for directions when lost. Real life testimonials.

10: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.

11: Learning to live: Basic differences between mother and wife. On-line class and role playing.

12: How to be the ideal shopping companion: Relaxation exercises, meditation, and breathing techniques.

13: How to fight cerebral atrophy: Remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

Equal training opportunities for women

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

12. Introduction to Parking

13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

19. PMS: "Poor me syndrome" Your Problem . . . Not His

20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

23. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both

24. TV Remotes: For Men Only

**Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the survivors